It’s Saturday! My 9yo is currently mid-meltdown. I’m just letting her have it. I haven’t even raised my voice to her. I simply walked out of the room. She’s stressed out from U10 soccer tryouts, and I think lack of sleep. At this very moment, I am “the meanest mother ever!!!” because she is being mouthy and I have made her turn the TV off and making her go to sleep. Meanest. Mother. Ever.
LET’S DRINK! And hopefully not end up hungover. Last round of soccer tryouts is tomorrow morning before cuts are made. I’m fairly certain mama puking on the sidelines would not earn her any points.
The name says it all. It has vodka and my favorite “F” word. How bad can it be? Totally got this recipe from Tipsy Bartender. I’m not a huge Tequila person, but this was tasty! Could I drink enough of these to puke on the soccer field? Nope. But it was fruity and sweet, and most 23 yo ladies will like it!
Adios Mother F*cker
- 1/2 oz. Vodka
- 1/2 oz. Rum
- 1/2 oz. Tequila
- 1/2 oz. Gin
- 1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
- 2 oz. Sweet & Sour
- 2 oz. Lemon Lime Soda
I just put everything except the pop (soda for those not in Upstate NY) in a shaker. Poured and topped off with the Lemon-Lime sodipop!
Next up: Cinnamon Toast Crunch with a twist. Now this is going to get me in trouble. Delicious. Does anyone remember a restaurant named Ground Round? They used to serve this little dessert of doughy cinnamon sugar triangles with a side of warm chocolate sauce to dip them in. This tastes just like it. Autumn should have made sure I had one of these before she decided to meltdown.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch (Twisted)
- 2oz Rum Chata
- 2oz Fireball Whiskey
- Chocolate Syrup
Line a martini glass with chocolate. Swirl it, twist it, or just line it up and down. In a shaker, add whiskey and rum. Pour in the chocolate lined glass. I threw in an ice cube. Goes down easy. Careful ladies!
Up next: Results of cut throat kickball tryouts, Allison turns 16 and marathon training (doing 6 miles tomorrow)! And maybe a recipe! Or what’s this???? Maybe a scrapbook page!!